Donald Trump

Donald Trump‘s shilling hard for the holiday… by offering 40% off his official gear — ’cause ya can’t hit the beach without Trump and Pence under your ass.

The Presidents online store is doing a 4th of July at Walmart — slashing prices on all sorts of summer gear like beach/pool towels, beer koozies, and even swimsuits. We’re sure a MAGA bikini will get someone, somewhere hot and bothered.

As for scoring the 40% off deal, customers have to type in the code, “FREEDOM”. Kind of like the thing all the detained children at the border wish they had.

Seriously, there’s already been some online backlash. With some people suggesting a better code like “COLLUSION,” or perhaps a “Donald Trump for Prison” line of merch.

Happy 4th of July!

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